hello 911 yes
yes i’ll hold
heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.
should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
this makes me so happy
Imma frick them
DO NOT FRICK THE ALIENS
excuse me but your url is “fuck—spock”
skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.
I AM THE DANGER!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA
AARDVARKS ARE SOUTH AMERICAN MATE
friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them
If gabriel isn’t involved with the musical episode in any way I’m gonna crush the universe with my bare hands.
palms are sweaty
forgot to save